Greeting Card Verses Birthday Funny
1
Being sixty is not so bad you are still alive so just be glad
You can laugh and sing or scream with rage
And people say it’s just your age
You laugh until you need the loo
And then you pray there is no queue
you start to lose your teeth and hair
But you’re still alive, so you don’t care
Life up to now is a job well done
So now you’re Sixty,
it’s time for fun.
2
Happy Birthday.
To someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny
and reminds me a lot of myself.
From one fabulous girl to another!
3
Let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing
it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night.
4
Always remember if you fall I will pick you up (after I finish laughing
5
We've been friends for so long I can’t exactly remember
who is the bad influence