Greeting Card Verses Birthday Funny

1

Being sixty is not so bad you are still alive so just be glad

You can laugh and sing or scream with rage

And people say it’s just your age

You laugh until you need the loo

And then you pray there is no queue

you start to lose your teeth and hair

But you’re still alive, so you don’t care

Life up to now is a job well done

So now you’re Sixty,

it’s time for fun.

2

Happy Birthday.

To someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny

and reminds me a lot of myself.

From one fabulous girl to another!

3

Let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing

it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night.

4

Always remember if you fall I will pick you up (after I finish laughing

5

We've been friends for so long I can’t exactly remember

who is the bad influence